ACTUAL run: Wake up super hungover, swear at yourself for agreeing to do a race on New Years Day, contemplate vomiting, decide to save it for a runner who tries to pass you. Wipe pizza off of your face, drink as much water as is tolerable. Put on clown costume, be out of shape, put on running shoes, hate your life. Run a 5K. Don't get beat by people pushing strollers(somehow I accomplished this).